Being left with my own thoughts for a few hours now since no one wanted to be here due to the possibility of dying from smoke inhalation, I have been considering several things.

I've come to a fascinating conclusion about the whole schoolgirl fetish. It had been weighing on my mind for a few hours, thanks to a certain someone. (you know who you are) Now I have to admit, I too get off on putting on some kneesocks and a plaid skirt, and coing the obligitory,"oh please mr. (insert name) I'll do anything for an A." Especially if I can press play and watch myself afterwards.

So, now that all of you boys out there in the real world have raging hard ons, I'll continue with my point. Long since have the days past where all you boys have salivated over the girl who sat infront of you in freshman math. (and for my sake, hopefully long since senior math.) However, most of you never got a chance to sample the lips that chewed seductively on the end of that pen, or what dwelled inbetween those legs she crossed and recrossed so many times. So many nights were spent with a bottle of baby oil and last years' yearbook. To this day, the idea of all of the girls you never got turns you on. Why? The reality never ruined the fantasy. There was never sweating, and fumbling, lack of lubrication and premature ejaculation. It is perfect sex because it never happened.

Well, there's also that whole screwing a virgin thing, and for those of you who've never played student-teacher, it's fucking hot. Another fun one is intruder. But always remember your safe word people. I recommend Banana. (For you Family Guy fans out there, you'll get it) So I'm sure there's nothing on tv, and I'm not tired, so seeing as how I've created a nice little nest in my big fluffy chair here, I might just hang out for awhile. Love to hear from you!