A day in the life of me and erinbear...

Octothorpe says:

i want to go shopping

Octothorpe says:

come here and shop with me

Penny Lane: all alone says:

mark says i'm not allowed to shop

Octothorpe says:

mark's part of the conspiracy

Octothorpe says:

i have photos of him talking to the gnomes

Octothorpe says:

and a briefcase was exchanged

Penny Lane: all alone says:

i know, he confessed last night

Penny Lane: all alone says:

he and the gnomes are russian spies

Octothorpe says:

he confesseD?! now i can't blackmail him

Penny Lane: all alone says:

i'm being held hostage

Penny Lane: all alone says:

they say i know too much

Octothorpe says:

oh no

Penny Lane says:

he said the monkeys are red and the dish actually ran away with the fork

Penny Lane says:

we have the spoon

Octothorpe says:

the dish loved the spoon

Octothorpe says:

those commies are heartless

Penny Lane says:

i have hatched a secret plan with the spoon to jailbreak

Octothorpe says:

oh really?

Octothorpe says:

that's itneresting because i'm actually with the russian spies

Octothorpe says:

and now I have your plans recorded!

Octothorpe says:

the gnomish empire will prevail!

Penny Lane says:

ummm.... i knew the whole time. i just told you all that so you would admit it!

Octothorpe says:

foiled again!

Octothorpe says:

Penny Lane says:

hah!

Octothorpe says:

the silverware strikes at midnight

Penny Lane says:

i have the power of the spoon and the pixies on my side

Octothorpe says:

the key is in the marshmallow tower

Octothorpe says:

that's all i know

Penny Lane says:

the marsmallow tower!

Octothorpe says:

the marshmallow tower.

Penny Lane says:

the spoon told me it was in the peanut butter dungeon, with the corrupt guard

Octothorpe says:

misinformation!

Octothorpe says:

when the marshmallow tower collapses onto the peanut butter dungeon, the key will be found in a pile of yummy peanutmallow goodness.

Octothorpe says:

but with your nut allergy, it won't be easy

Penny Lane says:

personally i'm against the marshmalloe-peanut butter merger

Octothorpe says:

do you have a peanutmallowrepelling suit?

Penny Lane says:

as a matter of fact, i do

Octothorpe says:

it's an ethicla issue, the convergence of the mallow and t he peanut

Penny Lane says:

it was on sale it the littletoffee shop

Octothorpe says:

hah! but you are not allowed to shop!

Penny Lane says:

the suit, not the issue

Penny Lane says:

damn!

Penny Lane says:

i must run for the muffin hills before i am found out

Octothorpe says:

beware of the chocolate chip hail

Octothorpe says:

im hungry

Penny Lane says:

shows what you know. i take the sugarcane underpass

Penny Lane says:

so am i

Octothorpe says:

! smart.. cookie

Penny Lane says:

i want a donut

Octothorpe says:

i want... a peanutmallow

Penny Lane says:

eeeww

Octothorpe says:

brb, marc phoned

Octothorpe says:

back~

Octothorpe says:

 i have to wait until 5 to go to the mall

Penny Lane says:

aww

Penny Lane says:

i can't go shopping

Penny Lane says:

i'm a hostage

Octothorpe says:

awwh

Octothorpe says:

do you have good tv at least?

Octothorpe says:

actually, its friday, there is no good tv

Penny Lane says:

absolutely nothing

Penny Lane says:

mark got the hustler channel so i've been forced to watch alot of porn

Octothorpe says:

lol

Octothorpe says:

is it cheesy porn?

Octothorpe says:

wait, all porn is cheesy

Octothorpe says:

i watched this show on playboy once that was liek naked court

Penny Lane says:

it's cheesy

Octothorpe says:

where the judge was naked and the defendant people were naked and it was like judge judy

Octothorpe says:

and then the judge punished them

Penny Lane says:

lots of lesbians and hairy guys

Octothorpe says:

the playboy channel never has guys

Penny Lane says:

the judge was naked?

Octothorpe says:

yes, even the bailiffs were naked

Octothorpe says:

they were all female, of course

Penny Lane says:

yes, because that always happens

Penny Lane says:

stupid playboy

Octothorpe says:

last tiem i was in court everyone was naked

Octothorpe says:

i dont know why all the court shows have people wearing clothes

Penny Lane says:

i've never been, but i hear the judge was allowed to wear clothes

Octothorpe says:

only on sundays

Penny Lane says:

i've been grossly misinformed

Penny Lane says:

grossely

Octothorpe says:

and full moons, dont ask why

Penny Lane says:

how do you spell that?

Octothorpe says:

well, me too, i showed up to court wearing clothes

Octothorpe says:

how embarrassing

Octothorpe says:

grossly i think

Penny Lane says:

oh my god! i've fried my brain!

Octothorpe says:

me too

Octothorpe says:

i forgot the difference between affect and effect

Penny Lane says:

i tried to make a point last night and i forgot it after the first sentence

Penny Lane says:

and i still don't remember

Octothorpe says:

oh man, thats nothing

Octothorpe says:

i was talkign to this girl in school and i lost my train of thought, so she said to forget it, it was okay

Octothorpe says:

but it really bugged me, so i thought about it for five minutes, and remembered

Octothorpe says:

and i was like "OH! i remember now" and she was like "what?"

Octothorpe says:

and i lost my train of thought again

Octothorpe says:

it was embarrassing

Penny Lane says:

that's so cute

Penny Lane says:

but embarrassing

Octothorpe says:

in a humiliating, grade ten airband kind of way

Octothorpe says:

so whats on you ragenda for today?

Octothorpe says:

did you add megs on y our list?

Octothorpe says:

she hasn't been online for awhile

Penny Lane says:

i just tried to explain the marshmallow tower situation to mark and william

Penny Lane says:

they walked away

Octothorpe says:

they have something to hide

Penny Lane says:

i added megs but she's grounded from the computer

Octothorpe says:

maybe they know the top secret location of the marshmallow tower!

Penny Lane says:

they say i'm crazy

Octothorpe says:

uh oh, shes become a rebellious teenager!

Penny Lane says:

it's all a coverup

Octothorpe says:

without your wholesome guidance, she will become a misguided soul!

Penny Lane says:

yeah, shes seeing that counsellor, tine

Octothorpe says:

you must move to brandon immediately!

Octothorpe says:

why brandon? because, uh, the psychic trajectory of the ... um. because!

Octothorpe says:

tina? that girl i went to see?

Penny Lane says:

never! the hot dog place is actually the top secret international meeting place for russian spies

Penny Lane says:

yep, same tina

Octothorpe says:

i noticed the mustard tasted a little.. russian

Octothorpe says:

that girl was weird

Penny Lane says:

oh my god, we have to pick a topic

Penny Lane says:

i'm so fuzzy

Octothorpe says:

mmm, fuzzy

Octothorpe says:

i like fuzzy

Penny Lane says:

well, not so much fuzzy as.... well i have a fuzzy puppy on me

Octothorpe says:

i still havent seen lilo and stitch

Octothorpe says:

isnt that awful?

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